The reason goths should shut the fuck up…
The reason is a kid named “BB”. Why? Because he is a complete tool. He knows everything, of course. There’s not a single thing in the world he doesn’t know. If me and my frineds are talking and he’s withing earshot, he will tell us how wrong we are. I know what you’re thinking, “Isn’t that exactly what you do?”. Answers is yes. However, the difference is that I have something he doesn’t. An idea as to what the fuck I’m talking about. Examples of great tidbits of information with him include:
“Well, in Antarctica it reaches temperatures of about 90 in the summer”.
Interesting that it’s a documented fact that the warmest it’s ever gotten in 36 F. Now, the reason we were talking about Antarctica at all was because of global warming. I said I don’t think the added temperature will effect regions like Antarctica which contains the most ice caps (considering it’s essentialy one big fucking ice cap) considering the average temperature is about -70 F which is about 102 degrees below the melting point. Granted it does sometimes…RARELY… reach melting point (32 F), being -70 will cause rapid freezing (considering the freeaing point of water is, oddly enough, also 32 F). So the ice caps melting in Antarctica is like an ice cube melting in a freezer. But no, wait a minute. Antarctica can get as hot as places close to the equator? Well accoriding to BB they can. 90 F? If you honestly think that’s true, the least you can do is not say it to anybody. You’ll look the much less retarded.
“”Dodos are the pot heads of the animal kingdom”.
Douchebag. For those of you who don’t know anything, Dodo birds were a species of bird famed for being terribaly stupid becaue humans were able to completley wipe them out with little to no effort. While it may sound like they are in fact stupid, in actuality they really weren’t. You have to consider this: The Dodos inhabbited a small, remote island that very few animals lived on. It had a total of 0 natural enemies. So when the humans came, they didn’t know what the fuck was going on. The reason the hmans called them stupid is because they would walk right up to the people. But it’s quite obvious that this is because they were curious. You may also say “well, woudn’t they figure it out after a while?”. Answer of course being yes, they would. However, they were not given enough time. The were killed for no reason and did not have time to adapt to enemies and a sense of danger. Even humans took time to figure out we couldn’t just walk up to a wooly mammoth and kill it, because it would completley destroy us. But no, the real answer is of course, Dodo birds smoked lots of weed. They weren’t dumb, just high. They didn’t know, the humans promised them chips and Mountain Dew, so they just walked onto the boats. I’d like to point out he actually told me that Dodos would just follow the humans onto the boat. Again, curiosity. The Dodos didn’t see the boat and go “Well shit look at that thing we have never seen before, we should probably stay away”.
“you have as much of a chance dying from a meteor hitting as you do in a plane crash”.
This is a real statistic, which I would like to take time to tell about how completley stupid it is. Apparently a team of the worst scientists EVER calculated the number of deaths caused by meteors and turn it into a percentage based on every other type of death ever, and then did the same to airplane crashes. As it turns out, the number is very close. However, you need to consider this:
When a meteor hits, thousands of people can die. When a plane crashes, there are obviously fewer deaths. So for this statistic to be true, plane crashes must happen much more often. Now I’m terrible at statistics, but would it be safe to say that IF SOMETHING HAPPENS MORE FREQUENTLY, YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF DYING FROM THAT EVENT. Yes, it is safe to say that the chances of me getting on a plane and it falling are much higher than the chances of a fucking meteor killing me.
BB of course decided to use the exact opposite logic. He said, “yes, but the number of deaths makes up for the lack of frequency”. Bullshit, that’s not how statistics are formed. Eat dick.
Well, there are many, many more. But I can’t list them all. I just want to end by saying this. I have a goth friend, so I’m not saying ALL of them suck. But as a general group, they are terrible. Here’s the thing about them. They are hell bent on being non conformist. The desire being different from everyone. This inane desire, however, fores them into a mass group. The are conforming, no matter how you put it. They wear those stupid fucking pants to be unique, and because every one of these idiots thinks this way. And because of that, these very same “unique” pants have become as big a social fad as Hollister. They are the the biggest hypocrittes on the face of the earth and they give a bad name to metal.
Asshole(s).
