Fuck youtube
The only important uses it serves are the following:
-Music
-Maddox’s channel
-It gives me a large list of total morons to laugh at
The people on youtube are the most idiotic group of individuals found on one browser. In fact, it’s the only website with visitors that I can sum up into more than 2 groups. The groups are as follows:
1. Idiots who hate a song.
These are the people that flood the “comments” section of your favorite songs saying “this song is fukin gay and the band suks!”, without the thought of “I look like a tool for taking time out of my day to search for a song I don’t like and tell people that the song is stupid”. Listen, I hate the band Deathcab for Cutie. Guess how many times I’ve typed the band name “Deathcab for cutie”? A total of fucking two. How do I have such a low number? Simple, I don’t fucking search for them on fucking youtube you assholes. If you don’t like a band, don’t fucking look them up.
2. People who love to think they are good at guitar:
Those are both the people who post videos of themselves playing shitty country solos on their acoustic guitar, or some 8 year old that plays a loud, sloppy noise solo and people say “oh but he’s only 8″. Suck dick, a shitty solo is a shitty solo, no matter what. And then there’s the people who can play, who of course is plagued with comments like “try playing something without sweeps and fingertapping, it’s stupid”. Those are the same people, of course, who think Jazz guitar players are the fucking greatest, and are the same people who should suck a dick.
3. Guitar hero asshole:
See my post about guitar hero assholes
4. Music Video fags:
These are the annoying people who like to take songs and make “music videos” for them using “super cool” gothic pictures like castles and dragons, or sometimes taking clips from anime shows and making an “AMV” (anime music video). Now, there is never a situation in which this is not completely gay, however it’s even worse when the songs in question already have fucking music videos.
5. General idiots:
These are the people who can only be summed up as fucking stupid, using videos as proof. Like this user: http://www.youtube.com/user/grlaer
Or the people who post the “My top 10 _____” lists. Nobody gives a shit about your stupid top ten breakdowns list, because breakdowns fucking suck.
youtube is lucky Maddox is going to have his own webshow on the site.
