Nope, goths still suck…(mail post)

“I believe you have only been exposed to posers, and yes, they are tossers and possibly the most irritating and shameful people on the planet. There’s an entire underground world of dark aesthetic that you will probably never see (I don’t imagine you’ll feel any great loss from that, and that’s fine). It’s not so much about being different from any other individual as it is being one of many who pursue a life that is different from the regular, mainstream culture. This includes a comprehensive network of shops, recording labels, designers, musicians, venues, festivals, etc. The point is not to be a person unique from any other human being ever, but to be part of a separate community. My advice? Hang out at the mall less, or, if you like the mall, ignore these trendy fakers.”

Want to know how, despite what you say, all goths are still douchebags. You, a “non-poser” goth, just used the term “Dark Aesthetic”. That means a dark beauty. How fucking crafty are you? There is an underground beutiful darkness? That is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard in my life. God do I wish I could meet some of these dark aesthetic goths, so I could ponder the difference between them and a regular goth only to realize that there is absolutely fucking no difference, other than you being more of a fucking tool. 

Do me a favor and evaluate this (nevermind, I’ll do it myself seeing as you are probably much too inept to figure this out): What the fuck is the difference between being a person who wants to be a unique, “non-conformist” individual and a person who “seeks a life away from the regular, mainstream culture”? So you don’t want to be different from everyone else, just different from the mainstream, correct? Okay, I’ll do you a favor and pretend those two things don’t mean exactly the same thing. 

You say the point is to be part of a separate community, but what’s the point if you don’t initially want to be a unique individual? Why bother? Why bother setting up this dumbass community with it’s dumbass fucking trends so you can all be different if your goal isn’t even to be fucking different?

Oh and as for your “comprehensive system of labels, stores, etc.” bullshit, well… it’s fucking bullshit. There is no comprehensive system of bands and labels. The bands just use that excuse that you are giving to them because they suck and nobody fucking likes them enough to make them hit the big time. These bands fucking suck and they just say they are part of this “underground dark aesthetic” world because they just want to be in a band, they don’t want to make money. Which, for the record is bullshit in itself, because the initial goal of being a band is to make a shit ton of money. Enough to cover the money you had to spend on making a CD, and then more to make money for yourself. If you don’t make a bunch of money, then you’re just going to get poor. 

But, in theory, didn’t you just really prove me right in saying this? My initial statement was that in trying to be unique from everyone else, you have made this dipshit social movement and defeated it’s original purpose? Well, if you say that this is not the case, however you do wish to be part of a totally separate culture, either way all of you dipshits have turned it into a social movement, making it a culture that’s really not so separate at all, but in fact mainstream.

Either way, goths fucking suck.

5 Responses to “Nope, goths still suck…(mail post)”

  1. DJ Consumptiva Says:

    You are adorable. Quite easy to poke you with a stick, isn’t it?

  2. Funny thing is, in your last post when you had both of your middle fingers held up, with your skater boy hat on (even though you are indoors and in a tee-shirt). You are the kind of douchebag I hate. Which is wonderful, ya know? Everyone has a particular sub-set of douchebag to hate. For you, it might be goths, or possibly even me, a self aware douchebag (which is the best kind of douchebag).

    But you go ahead and continue your rant of things you witnessed at the mall, like the previous poster said. Because when your white middle class ass (I know, I’ve been there, life is tough) gets into the real world. You’ll understand there are all SORTS of posers to hate. Black ones, white ones, bloggers, Goths, emo, scene, creepy older people, regular old people, and you’ll feel a little more at home in the universe.

    Always remember. You are someones douchebag, and they love you for it.

  3. Anon Observer Says:

    If only you had a third middle finger you could really show those “goths” what for!

  4. I, like you, was once pantsed and dragged around the track by goths. I hate them so much. And girls too.

  5. Carefull those people at bN are all crazy stalkers.

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