Fuck Jon and Kate Plus Eight
Jon and Kate Plus Eight is one of the shittiest things I’ve ever seen in my whole life. The worst part, of course, is the fact that you fucking assholes across America watch the shit. I think (know) it’s fucking disgusting to watch that fucking show, because it’s shit that you shouldn’t be fucking witnessing. I don’t give a fuck if they signed up for that shit, it doesn’t mean you should be partaking in it. Cocksuckers.
But that’s not all that’s wrong with the show. In fact, it would be easier to list the things that don’t fucking suck about it:
-Aaden
That’s about it. Aaden is the shit.
I hate Kate. She is a super bitch. If Jon did actually cheat on her dumb ass, then I can’t fucking blame him. SHe treats him like shit on pretty much every episode I’ve ever been forced to stomach down by my sister while I’m trying to read a book about how much men are better than women (great book, “Men Are Better Than Women” by Dick Masterson). And kate’s a fucking idiot. I watched the one hour special episode today (6/22/09) because I was waiting for a much better show to come on and my sister was watching it. She is such a fucking dolt. Examples of this shit she said are as follow:
One of the most inane examples of verbal horse shit that spewed from her stupid fucking face was when she was saying dumb shit like “I never thought I would be in this situation ever” and “It’s just SO complicated” in reference to Jon cheating on her. Go fuck yourself, asshole. As if you’re the first fucking person to be cheated on, you stupid fucking bitch. It’s not really that complicated, you’re a douche bag and he’s forced to deal with the fishbowl America is full of asshole television bullshit all day. Not to mention until two years ago, he was the only motherfucker who fucking worked for a living. Oh wow, you wrote some fucking books. How impressive is that? Not very. As if it was hard to sell copies, it’s not like you’re fucking famous now or anything like that. Blow me.
And then she kept on complaining about the fucking Paparazzi. Jon did to, but at least he excreted a considerably smaller amount of bullshit from his mouth, so I’ll let it slide. Yeah, come back to me and complain about that shit when you learn about a thing called the Bill of fucking Rights. Freedom of the press, which basically means that the press can interrupt your privacy the very fucking second you become a public figure. Since you’re doing book signings and shit and you’re on TV, it’s pretty fucking safe to call you a public figure. And it’s not like you didn’t know shit like this very well could occur once you signed the papers putting your stupid ass on the fucking television and onto a famous fucking TV show. And yeah, you know what, it is pretty bullshit that these people are doing this kind of shit, I can level with you there, but it’s their fucking job. They work with fucking tabloids, that’s the kind of shit they get paid for. It’s not like the paparazzi is from fucking CNN who SHOULD be covering important shit that matters (i.e, not you), their from Sun magazine or whatever other fucking tabloid magazines there are, I don’t know I don’t read that shit, I’m a fucking man.
God I hope that fucking shitfest gets canceled. They keep on fucking talking about shit like “Oh, we just want what’s best for our kids”. Yeah, that’s respectable, sure. Start with not broadcasting their fucking private lives on national TV.
Oh, and stop dressing them all in the same fucking clothes. That’s pretty fucking annoying.
Oh, and do some kind of shit with that fucking AFI haircut you’ve got. You look like a lesbian, or somebody with shitty hair.
